tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60139387741323704132011-11-13T17:00:14.461+01:00The idea behind this blogg is to investigate what I (or anybody for that matter) would do if I were an Action Man. The people who contribute creatively to this blogg is Me, a man who we will call BLANK, a man we,for legal reasons, will call BLANK and Melvin (he doesn't do much).Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.comBlogger2131100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-64898365424987879942011-10-23T10:18:00.001+02:002011-10-23T10:18:13.891+02:00I have a hankering for some eggs, dodo eggs. Now this would be a problem for you ordinary folk but not for me. I have free range dodos on my farm, it is hidden from the prying eyes of ornithologist.<br /><br />So not extinct just at my house. Like the the Tasmanian tiger.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6489836542498787994?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-90989445783762445482011-10-10T17:27:00.001+02:002011-10-10T17:27:19.247+02:00... By the way if you see a falling star it might be me getting home.<br />Why? <br />It is quickest and most bad ass way to get back to Earth from orbit.<br />That's why.<br />How?<br />Just grab a satellite and ride it down to the ground.<br />That's how.<br />So there.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-9098944578376244548?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-3084236034345291682011-10-01T11:08:00.001+02:002011-10-01T11:08:55.131+02:00Rule of Action 92<br />When in Rome use a gladius.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-308423603434529168?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-55923307967508314562011-09-20T13:19:00.000+02:002011-09-20T13:19:09.786+02:00...I bet I can take more painkillers than you.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5592330796750831456?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-4690120478545275422011-09-04T23:11:00.001+02:002011-09-04T23:17:12.663+02:00...if you punch something hard&nbsp;enough&nbsp;you&nbsp;always&nbsp;get coins<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-469012047854527542?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-33538836333535730722011-08-28T19:43:00.000+02:002011-08-28T19:43:05.163+02:00...have you ever been so tired that you have stabbed someone because you thought they were a&nbsp;piece&nbsp;of brie?<br />I have.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3353883633353573072?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-89893103067228188142011-08-20T22:52:00.000+02:002011-08-20T22:52:35.762+02:00...I can't have an ID because I don't even have the copyright to my own face.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8989310306722818814?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-30696611025949704042011-08-17T16:50:00.000+02:002011-08-17T16:50:37.781+02:00...when I felt tired in the morning I lick a car battery just to get a jolt.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3069661102594970404?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-13553117212648404752011-07-31T16:40:00.000+02:002011-07-31T16:40:50.926+02:00...In the summer I practice Biathlon by waterskiing with a gun.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1355311721264840475?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-69686877910737152392011-07-25T10:03:00.001+02:002011-07-25T10:07:08.381+02:00Rule of Action 45<br />If you get shot at you shoot back.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6968687791073715239?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-62305863303071118852011-07-19T00:43:00.000+02:002011-07-19T00:43:27.051+02:00...in the summer time there is nothing I like more than relaxing in a hot tub filled with liquid Nitrogen.<br />Which is good seeing as if you get in the hot tub you will stay there for a long time.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6230586330307111885?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-80764059617692189572011-06-26T16:46:00.000+02:002011-06-26T16:46:02.266+02:00...my&nbsp;martial&nbsp;art of&nbsp;choice&nbsp;is shanking: the way of the shiv.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8076405961769218957?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-6434932698472632582011-06-24T13:41:00.000+02:002011-06-24T13:41:38.574+02:00...I get my cheese directly from the source. I know a few rats on the inside how owe me.<br />Now I am swimming in&nbsp;Cheddar.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-643493269847263258?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-3509488243727077882011-06-17T23:53:00.001+02:002011-06-17T23:55:42.051+02:00...there aren't that many post as before&nbsp;because&nbsp;I am organising a halojump from a&nbsp;weather balloon. It is a lot a work, officials&nbsp;need to be&nbsp;bribed, balloons needs to be stolen, airspace needs to be violated. Not to mention my other duties as Action man that need to be&nbsp;fulfilled.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<br /><br />P.S. Post 200 on the blog's birthday, two for one. by the way I&nbsp;always&nbsp;kill two birds with one stone, always.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-350948824372707788?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-49707221953228008992011-06-11T07:31:00.000+02:002011-06-11T07:31:38.689+02:00being chased by a randy rabbit is the&nbsp;scariest&nbsp;thing in the world<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4970722195322800899?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-78678913401206553222011-05-08T21:40:00.001+02:002011-05-08T21:49:25.088+02:00...do you know what I hear all day in my head?<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUmvPgH5iD0&amp;feature=related">Deadmau5: "Strobe"</a><br />I don't want it to stop.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7867891340120655322?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-73356832440921125392011-04-30T11:52:00.000+02:002011-04-30T11:52:37.440+02:00....Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. That is why I combine it with lunch.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7335683244092112539?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-54726349532722626212011-04-17T20:28:00.000+02:002011-04-17T20:28:31.270+02:00Rules Of Action #47:<br />Everything can be used as a weapon, even&nbsp;cloudberries.<br /><br />Action &nbsp;Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5472634953272262621?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-56060072410629428602011-04-16T16:51:00.000+02:002011-04-16T16:51:38.677+02:00Electricity is a funny thing, it makes people talk even when they don't want to.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5606007241062942860?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-27147839355928188442011-03-26T20:00:00.000+01:002011-03-26T20:00:34.946+01:00...Earth Hour says you should turn off your lights. It says nothing about not starting fires.<br /><br />Action Man the&nbsp;greatest&nbsp;hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2714783935592818844?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-56020549778804091782011-03-19T10:28:00.000+01:002011-03-19T10:28:14.151+01:00I moonlight as a dentist for Orcas and let me tell you it is not fun but it pays well.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5602054977880409178?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-33472134414948033002011-03-12T23:01:00.001+01:002011-03-12T23:04:12.498+01:00...Off to Japan, Godzilla needs my help. He can't find his keys or his house.<br /><br />Action Man the&nbsp;greatest&nbsp;hero of them all.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3347213441494803300?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-3021576915147119772011-03-05T08:25:00.000+01:002011-03-05T08:25:46.294+01:00...I have gotten my hands on a heap of old flags from a certain country. So now I have a&nbsp;bedding, curtains, a&nbsp;rug, a&nbsp;tablecloth&nbsp;and a cape all in green.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-302157691514711977?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-82966096252374921792011-02-26T17:19:00.000+01:002011-02-26T17:19:31.418+01:00...Sorry that posts have been few and far between. There is stuff to steal in the south Mediterranean. &nbsp;You won't&nbsp;believe&nbsp;the things people leave in the&nbsp;palaces.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8296609625237492179?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-78447757148700817062011-02-12T20:47:00.000+01:002011-02-12T20:47:04.083+01:00...Have you ever wondered why your cookies are gone be for you know it?<br />Well wounder no more.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7844775714870081706?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-9259505134938617872011-01-31T22:00:00.000+01:002011-01-31T22:00:48.967+01:00Rules Of Action #22<br />Sooner or later everyone gets&nbsp;stabbed, so wear some&nbsp;Kevlar.<br /><br />Action Man the&nbsp;greatest&nbsp;hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-925950513493861787?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-1465304591764078172011-01-29T20:04:00.000+01:002011-01-29T20:04:50.783+01:00...white water rafting is nothing compared to rafting inside a&nbsp;washingmachine.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-146530459176407817?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-74011604067886613642011-01-23T17:53:00.003+01:002011-03-19T10:30:29.098+01:00Rules of Action #75:<br />If a&nbsp;drunken&nbsp;Russian man wants to sell you&nbsp;explosives,&nbsp;buy them from him.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7401160406788661364?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-2949111488218886902011-01-16T22:00:00.000+01:002011-01-16T22:00:12.378+01:00...bubble rap&nbsp;makes great&nbsp;bedding material.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-294911148821888690?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-29634458110180373862011-01-09T11:31:00.000+01:002011-01-09T11:31:31.146+01:00I am thinking of growing a beard, I just need a brown felt tip pen.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2963445811018037386?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-35833400739421000092010-12-24T00:21:00.000+01:002010-12-24T00:21:36.539+01:00...I am so glad candy canes are covered by my health insurance.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3583340073942100009?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-59437848005875023142010-12-16T08:12:00.000+01:002010-12-16T08:12:01.055+01:00...what I want for&nbsp;Christmas&nbsp;is Legos. For they are not just a toy they are&nbsp;construction&nbsp;material. Which comes in handy when one needs to build as many&nbsp;barricades&nbsp;as I do.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5943784800587502314?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-45875814038757796862010-12-11T11:08:00.000+01:002010-12-11T11:08:52.253+01:00...Christmas time sneaks up on me just as much as I sneak up on&nbsp;unsuspecting&nbsp;candy canes.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4587581403875779686?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-39232813702031316242010-11-27T17:02:00.000+01:002010-11-27T17:02:45.697+01:00...In these&nbsp;dire&nbsp;economic times I have to go for melee kills. It is just cheaper than using up ammo.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3923281370203131624?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-52923227939653152782010-11-25T22:12:00.002+01:002010-11-27T17:05:52.159+01:00...This year for charity I&nbsp;pledged&nbsp;not to blow something up for 24 h. It was the&nbsp;hardest&nbsp;thing I have ever done. <br />But it was for the pandas!<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5292322793965315278?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-70025315289473751672010-11-13T22:40:00.000+01:002010-11-13T22:40:16.289+01:00...In a fight with a&nbsp;honey badger&nbsp;I would win. Because his&nbsp;special&nbsp;attack&nbsp;doesn't work on me. You can find out what that is on you own.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7002531528947375167?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-23146226031184787902010-11-05T21:16:00.000+01:002010-11-05T21:16:19.557+01:00...You know what I am doing this weekend?<br />Stealing all your leftover Halloween candy, come you don't want it anyways.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2314622603118478790?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-2727244557087848562010-10-31T08:11:00.000+01:002010-10-31T08:11:42.775+01:00...for&nbsp;Halloween&nbsp;I was dressed up as the pint sized slasher, I didn't end well.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-272724455708784856?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-42798313438585336042010-10-24T23:08:00.001+02:002010-10-31T08:05:16.167+01:00...to keep myself up to date on current events I kidnap&nbsp;journalists.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4279831343858533604?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-91498490169034035742010-10-17T00:23:00.001+02:002011-01-23T17:49:31.978+01:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px;">In fall I to fly south for the winter, on the back of a&nbsp;trained&nbsp;eagle.</span><br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-9149849016903403574?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-31860702189878078602010-10-10T14:31:00.000+02:002010-10-10T14:31:53.593+02:00...You know what i do to cute little fluffy bunnies?<br /><br />I hug 'em<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3186070218987807860?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-89063904071083032862010-10-08T08:30:00.000+02:002010-10-08T08:30:27.422+02:00You have to have rules to live by. For me they are the they are The Rules Of Action<br /><br />The Rules Of Action #1:<br />Action will not come to you. You have to find it.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8906390407108303286?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-8376347959124886012010-09-26T11:39:00.000+02:002010-09-26T11:39:41.917+02:00<div>Why? Why Can't I get a Tank licence?&nbsp;</div><div>Oh yeah I can't reach the&nbsp;pedals. That is reasonable. <br />But how am I now&nbsp;going&nbsp;to get around, let alone&nbsp;pull&nbsp;down statues.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-837634795912488601?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-31527675778698010742010-09-21T20:03:00.000+02:002010-09-21T20:03:21.456+02:00Spoons are surprisingly&nbsp;effective&nbsp;weapons.<br /><br />Action Man the Greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3152767577869801074?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-84806185941419177122010-09-13T22:07:00.002+02:002010-09-13T22:24:24.681+02:00...I would win at MMA because I am strong as an OX, tiny as a dormouse and mostly because dick punches don't work on me.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8480618594141917712?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-23206279748398137282010-09-05T13:50:00.003+02:002010-09-13T22:41:49.924+02:00<div>The new iPod Nano is the perfect size for me. An iPad would be a bit unwieldy.</div><div>Just a bit.<br /><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2320627974839813728?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-24281913818241856572010-08-30T07:48:00.002+02:002010-08-30T08:18:28.600+02:00If you think a king-sized bed is awesome for you it is more awesome for me.<br /><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2428191381824185657?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-5758285539446034322010-08-22T22:02:00.002+02:002010-08-24T11:07:21.308+02:00<div>The best way to barbecue a cow is to get the cow to eat you and the start a fire in one of the stomachs and cook it from the inside out.</div><div><br /></div><div>Cruel but tasty.</div><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-575828553944603432?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-29256089734630780182010-08-14T00:02:00.004+02:002010-08-19T15:06:47.054+02:00...do you know what I do when I am bored? I tie a steak to myself and release the wolves.<div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2925608973463078018?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-32317943628944645362010-08-07T10:04:00.001+02:002010-08-07T10:52:42.221+02:00...were you see a pop-sickle stick I see a spear.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3231794362894464536?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-10505421297986505262010-07-31T23:18:00.002+02:002010-07-31T23:27:44.138+02:00...the only thing that can rock me like a hurricane is a actual hurricane, and Scorpions.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1050542129798650526?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-55189200619175141592010-07-27T22:58:00.004+02:002010-07-27T23:05:49.607+02:00...How do you make a cake manly? <div>Just add spikes.<br /><div><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5518920061917514159?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-31244635392677747622010-07-19T21:23:00.002+02:002010-07-19T21:51:46.522+02:00...you think you have it bad in the sun. I am made of plastic, when I say I am melting i mean it.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3124463539267774762?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-60280835434484388432010-07-15T10:42:00.002+02:002010-07-15T10:45:44.996+02:00...My tank would have a sweet flame paintjob.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6028083543448438843?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-70599724831420508482010-07-04T22:13:00.003+02:002010-07-15T10:44:57.331+02:00... I am on a boat! I have gun! I am a privater!<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero 0f them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-7059972483142050848?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-33446046324238445192010-06-26T12:53:00.003+02:002010-06-26T13:06:55.332+02:00Me:I love new my phone.<div>You: That's a knife<br /><div><div>Me: Exactly</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3344604632423844519?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-57182284904365580282010-06-19T14:43:00.001+02:002010-06-20T00:01:18.905+02:00...I am electric, thanks to a AA battery.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5718228490436558028?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-22430028505987336942010-06-17T14:35:00.004+02:002010-06-17T15:39:08.451+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KXTRpeZnskQ/TBokdOoHGQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NDodULO_PrY/s1600/chuck-norris-birthday-cake-550x412.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KXTRpeZnskQ/TBokdOoHGQI/AAAAAAAAAAM/NDodULO_PrY/s320/chuck-norris-birthday-cake-550x412.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483735580838140162" /></a><br />It is If I were an Action Man's birthday today, yeay! There is something about birthdays that makes you reflect on your life and where your life is going. for exemaple: I bitchslaped a rhino once. Ahh good times now I got to go bitchslap a yak.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all! </div><div><br /></div><div>P.S. I wish that this was my birthdaycake.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2243002850598733694?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-12987349192421807582010-06-12T16:25:00.002+02:002010-06-12T16:31:19.664+02:00<div>...Football is for me more like the raiders of the lost ark.</div><div><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1298734919242180758?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-62691359173287676962010-06-10T09:52:00.003+02:002010-06-10T10:06:15.808+02:00...Does the healthcare reform cover toy-soldiers? <div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6269135917328767696?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-1172207849645374162010-05-30T10:21:00.002+02:002010-05-30T10:25:17.518+02:00...do you know how hard it is to convert a tank to a hybrid drive system?<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-117220784964537416?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-88429099511050699422010-05-25T20:47:00.002+02:002010-05-25T22:59:37.262+02:00<div>...every morning I wake up to 21 gun salute. It is the only right way to start the day.</div><div><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8842909951105069942?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-47731382107394483882010-05-22T10:00:00.002+02:002010-05-22T10:06:01.490+02:00...Do you know what is a good ice-cream toping? Crude oil. Nom, nom, nom.<div><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4773138210739448388?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-26584943620829586672010-05-16T20:28:00.002+02:002010-05-16T20:41:23.486+02:00<div>...It is time to get ready for beach 2010! Where are my guns?</div><div><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2658494362082958667?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-50120787109894042992010-05-01T18:03:00.001+02:002010-05-01T18:06:23.835+02:00...If a fist it traveling at 100km/h and your face is in the way, how much is it going to hurt?<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5012078710989404299?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-24347362481529543582010-04-25T10:17:00.002+02:002010-04-25T10:41:44.494+02:00...I would use Mjöllnir for carpentry.<br /><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2434736248152954358?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-35699519018310312312010-04-17T00:03:00.002+02:002010-04-17T00:15:40.203+02:00... favorite drink: broken glass.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3569951901831031231?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-48690402731759702092010-04-10T12:10:00.002+02:002010-04-10T12:15:07.001+02:00<div>I also have to sign the START-treaty.</div><div><br /></div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4869040273175970209?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-12633600932089470592010-04-03T23:22:00.002+02:002010-04-03T23:25:59.964+02:00Dear Dr. Easter Bunny<div><br /></div><div>I need those Kinder eggs. Please I really need those eggs. It is a matter of life and death.</div><div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1263360093208947059?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-69643187597890882542010-03-28T11:46:00.001+02:002010-03-28T11:49:01.646+02:00...the Chinchillas and I would have an understanding.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6964318759789088254?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-69463463860589810362010-03-20T09:56:00.002+01:002010-03-20T10:51:59.481+01:00...War never changes, it is my one true constant in life.<div><br /></div><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6946346386058981036?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-38605056753125900942010-03-14T10:01:00.003+01:002010-03-16T19:37:19.751+01:00...I would punch people in the shins if they don't help me get stuff from the top shelves at the supermarket.<br /><br />Action Man greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3860505675312590094?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-22731998230474581162010-03-07T10:36:00.002+01:002010-03-07T10:38:15.055+01:00... I would sneak in to peoples car and pretend to be the GPS, just to make the driving a bit more intense.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2273199823047458116?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-86107230625962401592010-02-27T11:45:00.002+01:002010-02-27T11:58:44.260+01:00...my hight would be a severe hindrance to the rule "above the belt".<br /><br />Action Man The greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8610723062596240159?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-8441872732933335482010-02-21T10:28:00.001+01:002010-02-21T10:39:00.633+01:00...Segway jousting is awesome!<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-844187273293333548?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-24131220091532049992010-02-14T14:37:00.004+01:002010-02-14T14:52:45.746+01:00...as grandma always said stabby stabby<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2413122009153204999?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-595181646410214072010-02-06T09:47:00.002+01:002010-02-06T09:50:58.928+01:00...A word of advise: never juggle burning chainsaws near a pre-school.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-59518164641021407?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-23458480588897441562010-01-30T23:01:00.002+01:002010-02-03T21:05:46.049+01:00... I like turtels, with garlic butter nom nom nom.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2345848058889744156?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-90513120876168911712010-01-28T21:24:00.002+01:002010-01-28T21:41:17.694+01:00<p>...a tub of ice cream would last me a week.</p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all! </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-9051312087616891171?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-30572685206267129492010-01-11T10:32:00.002+01:002010-01-11T10:36:44.364+01:00<p>...A way to keep warm during winter is to light your neighbors house on fire.</p><p><br /></p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3057268520626712949?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-15259511660712176312009-12-29T17:23:00.001+01:002010-01-09T16:34:27.324+01:00<div>...I don't see a crossbow as a weapon, I see it as a way to get my point across.</div><br /><div>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1525951166071217631?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-80810299699172029602009-12-29T16:48:00.003+01:002009-12-29T17:23:36.611+01:00... I supported the idea to nuke the moon<a href="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/051400-02.htm">!</a><br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8081029969917202960?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-64523965501271891852009-12-22T10:41:00.002+01:002009-12-22T11:16:33.203+01:00... I would be dreaming of a white Christmas because I like wearing my arctic camo.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6452396550127189185?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-56940316982178769992009-12-05T13:36:00.004+01:002009-12-05T14:09:53.969+01:00<p>...My twelve days of Christmas</p><p>On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />A Abrams in my front yard.<br /></p><p>On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.<br /></p><p>On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.<br /></p><p>On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Eight Stukas howling.<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Nine snipers sniping.<br />Eight Stukas howling.<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.<br /></p><p>On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Ten Cruisers cruising.<br />Nine snipers sniping.<br />Eight Stukas howling.<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Eleven missiles flying.<br />Ten Cruisers cruising.<br />Nine snipers sniping.<br />Eight Stukas howling.<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me:<br />Twelve Nukes a-falling.<br />Eleven missiles flying.<br />Ten Cruisers cruising.<br />Nine snipers sniping.<br />Eight Stukas howling.<br />Seven guns a-booming.<br />Six mags a-loaded.<br />Five Hand grenades.<br />Four JDAMs.<br />Three French frigates.<br />Two Kevlar vests.<br />And a Abrams in my front yard.</p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-5694031698217876999?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-66679595787247444532009-11-29T22:00:00.002+01:002009-11-29T22:37:42.692+01:00<p>...tar is tasty!</p><p><br /></p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6667959578724744453?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-85550193376236328092009-11-29T21:59:00.003+01:002009-11-29T22:38:58.131+01:00<p>...I would use my tank in the carpool lane. </p><p><br /></p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all! </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8555019337623632809?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-88755659152567418712009-11-20T21:59:00.002+01:002009-11-21T22:56:10.986+01:00<p>...the chinchillas and I would have an understanding, you wouldn't understand.</p><p>Action Man the greatest hero of them all!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8875565915256741871?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-18592642065724631022009-11-08T20:13:00.001+01:002009-11-08T20:15:25.427+01:00...I would use crushed glass as an ice-cream topping.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1859264206572463102?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-12772128869338396912009-10-31T23:53:00.003+01:002009-10-31T23:57:23.778+01:00...I would use my tank in the carpool laine, I sure no one would object.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1277212886933839691?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-41501787622876046822009-10-24T10:38:00.000+02:002009-10-24T10:44:21.051+02:00...I would lick metal surfaces during winter.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4150178762287604682?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-13125069759277782282009-10-20T18:42:00.003+02:002009-10-23T23:51:18.638+02:00...If punching was an Olympic even I would have gold, sliver and bronze. Because I would punch the people who won them.<br /><br />Action man the greates hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1312506975927778228?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-40632241486825444422009-10-10T19:36:00.002+02:002009-10-10T19:37:57.948+02:00...to stay warm on cold winter nights I would light myself on fire.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-4063224148682544442?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-69441021802806186252009-10-03T13:25:00.002+02:002009-10-06T23:41:41.254+02:00...I can fly. With the help of a catapult.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6944102180280618625?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-81338650154710550192009-09-26T10:34:00.002+02:002009-09-26T11:08:51.063+02:00...my weapon of choice would be a pig. Unless you are a Muslim or Jewish. I only want to hurt you , not offend you.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-8133865015471055019?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-61167370672215937252009-09-19T22:36:00.002+02:002009-09-19T22:38:48.992+02:00...when I would dance I would always dance a war dance. It's the only dance I know.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-6116737067221593725?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-37261817975266246192009-09-13T10:16:00.002+02:002009-09-13T10:48:45.699+02:00...I would bake a cake with a hand grenade in it, just for some extra punch.<br /><br />Action man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-3726181797526624619?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-6466959195151042442009-09-06T09:43:00.002+02:002009-09-06T09:50:06.519+02:00...I would stay away from Sherlock Holms. Manly because of the magnifying glass,<br />secondly because of an aversion to tweed.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-646695919515104244?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-20174758060531004402009-08-31T10:20:00.002+02:002009-08-31T10:26:29.499+02:00...If I say I am going to take the bull by the horns I am going to grab a live bull by the horns and get some shit done will riding said bull.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-2017475806053100440?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-13746027915882202392009-08-27T08:23:00.002+02:002009-08-27T09:49:02.645+02:00...When I need(when I say need I mean want) to get acupuncture I don't use pansy ass needles I use red hot bolts.<br /><br />Action Man The Greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-1374602791588220239?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6013938774132370413.post-821788990673966542009-08-21T23:51:00.002+02:002009-08-22T00:27:19.849+02:00...I would duck-tape a laser-pointer to my head so I become Borg.<br /><br />Action Man the greatest hero of them all!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6013938774132370413-82178899067396654?l=ifiwereanactionman.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jojohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11950580981155063361noreply@blogger.com0